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Message From inmate  Joseph Poindexter # 09517-007

   All aliens and humans are very welcome.  Maybe I can obtain a friend or wife floating around in cyber without "count time" interfering.  (Smile)  I'd also like to obtain buddies I can hold forum with pertaining to whatever interests you.  I thank you and honor your time.  I'm not bias so all kooky people and weirdoes can contact me too: I'm not worried about ya'll because I'm "extravagantly" protected  by  sharp razor wire and really tall walls that you'd get shot off of if you attempt to climb. So come on, come all ye geeks and freaks and people who are  at first kind and then transform into monsters.  (HA!HA!HA!)  For real tho, I've met some real Looney -toon patients in my time like my baby momma who was listening to toooooo muuccch Jasmine Sullivan's "I bust the windows out you car" and the girl must of thought she was slide show Bob of the Simpson's; but I'll save that story.  I presently have 15 years; although, my expected release date should be within 2 years due to errors in my case.  Well, I paid for this profile with my .12 cents an hour prison job and if only Freddy Krueger contacts me, cool.  I'm basically having nightmares anyway because I need a girlfriend and I hope I find her soon.  I can't wait to hear from you.  I think it's very special that I chose  to get locked up in this modern age where we have the internet.  Well, at least I did something right. Ha!  If you just want to kick it, let's kick off.  Hopefully we can establish a great friendship.  I'm good.  I'm nice with a witty mindset, serious minded, playful, smart , 6 feet, 200 pounds, and I'll explain whatever else later.  No, I didn't kill anybody, eat anybody, or hide anybody in my Grandmothers back yard so don't ask.  (Laugh/Smile).  Oh yeah, just because you read this far don't think you know me so you need to stop reading and get to typing me E-mails and telling me all about your day the good, the bad, and the ugly.  Hey, it's all about you so feel free just to get your thing off because I'm ah turn this thang here into the real Oprah show.  Untill then..."That's all folks!"
                                                      

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