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Message From inmate  Joseph Poindexter # 09517-007

   All aliens and humans are very welcome. Maybe I can obtain a friend or wife floating around in cyber space without "count time interfering. (Smile) I'd also like to obtain buddies I can hold a forum with pertaining to whatever interests  you. I thank you and honor your time. I'm not bias so all kooky people and weirdo's can contact me too; I'm not worried about yall because I'm 'extravagantly' protected by sharp razor wire and really tall walls that you'd get shot off of if you attempt to climb. So come on, come all you geeks and freaks and people who are at first kind then transform in to monsters.(HA-HA-HA) For real tho I've meet some real live loonry-toon patients like my baby mama who was listening to toooooo muuccch Jasmine Sullivan's "I Bust The Windows Out Your Car" and the girls must have thought she was side-show Bob or something off hte Simpsons; but I'll save that story. I presently have 15 years; although, my expected release should be within 2 years due to errors in my case.  Well, I paid for this profile with my .12 cent an hour prison job and if only Freddy Krueger contacts me, cool. I'm basically having nightmares anyway because I need a girlfriend and I hope I find her soon. I can't wait to hear from you. I think its very special that I choose to get locked up in this modern age where we have the internet. Well at least I did something right. Ha! If you just want to kick it, lets kick it off. Hopefully we can establish a friendship. I'm good. I'm nice with a witty mindset, serious-minded, playful, smart, 6 feet, 200 pounds, and I'll explain whatever else later. No I didn't kill anybody, eat anybody, or hide any body in my grandmothers back yard so don't ask. (LAUGH/SMILE) Oh yeah, just because you read this far don't think you know me so you need to stop reading and get to typing me e-mails and telling me about your day from the good, the bad, and the ugly. Hey, it's all about you, so feel free just to get your thing off because I'm ah turn tis thang here into the real Oprah show. Until then....."That's all folks!"
                                            
                                                      

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