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Message From inmate Teresa Wood # 1105869

OKAY ... I'VE NEVER IN LIFE PLACED A PERSONAL AD BUT I'M GONNA GIVE IT A FIRST TIME TRY AND NOT EXPECT MUCH BUT HOPE FOR THE BEST. I FULLY EXPECT A BUNCH OF LOW LIFE INSULTS, PERVERTS, CREEPS, PSYCHE PATIENTS AND OPINIONATED PEOPLE TELLING ME HOW I CAN BETTER MYSELF AND BECOME A MORE PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. BUT IF YOU THINK I WILL BE BOTHERED OR SHOCKED BY ANY COMMENTS YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU ARE MISTAKEN. I'M IN PRISON I LIVE WITH THE MASTERS OF PERVERSION, MANIP­ULATION, CREEPS, AND OF COURSE THE MENTALLY UN-WELL. I HAVE   HEARD IT

ALL AND NONE OF IT IS DISTURBING   ANYMORE.   HAVING   SAID THIS LET ME BEGIN WITH WHAT  I WANT FROM POTENTIAL E-MAIL PEN-PALS. I'M LOOKING FOR FRIEND­SHIP, NOT MARRIAGE OR FINANCIAL GAIN PARTICULARLY. I JUST WOULD ENJOY SHARING TIME WITH A HUMAN BEING FROM PLANET EARTH THAT POSSESSES A BRAIN AND A THOUGHT PERHAPS.  I'M NOT A PICKY PERSON ALTHOUGH AT TIMES I MAY SOUND LIKE A BITCH. I AM FEMALE, AT TIMES WE HAVE "MOMENTS" ,
         ABOUT ME: I'M 5'2", 170 LBS. I HAVE SHORT BROWN HAIR, BLUE GREEN EYES. I AM l 54 YEAR OLD, WHITE AND SINGLE. PEOPLE CONSIDER ME TO BE ATTRACTIVE AND VERY LIKEABLE. I KNOW I · AM A BIT HEAVY BUT ITS NOT AS BAD AS YOU ARE THINKING. I GO UP AND DOWN IN THE WEIGHT DEPARTMENT. AT LEAST I AM HONEST ABOUT IT. IF YOU MUST HAVE PERFECT YOU HAVE   CLICKED ONTO THE WRONG E-MAIL SERVICE. I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, I AM ALWAYS MAKING JOKES AND LOOKING FOR THE BRIGHTER SIDE IN   EVERYTHING. I CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN JUST ABOUT ANY SITUATION OR MAKE FUN OUT OF THE WORST CASE SCENARIO , MOST PEOPLE ENJOY MY COMPANY. I HAVE MANY INTERESTS AND LOVE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF ALTHOUGH AT THE MOMENT I FIND MY OPTIONS ARE VERY LIMITED. BASICALLY I AM A HAPPY PERSON. NOT SOME MEAN AND BITTER OLD BAG WHO PLAYS GAMES WITH PEOPLES EMOTIONS OR LIVES. I DO NOT HAVE THE NEED TO CONTROL THE WORLD. IF YOU ARE A CONTROL FREAK OR PLAYA CLICK OFF MY WEB SITE NOW. SOME OF MY HOBBIES INCLUDE, READING, MUSIC, COOKING, SWIMMING, SNOW SKIING, RIDDING AND CARING FOR HORSES JUST ABOUT ANYTHING OUTDOORS I FIND PLEASING. CRAFTS, NEEDLEWORK AND PAINTING ARE GOOD THINGS TRAVEL IS NICE TOO I BUT NOT FOR SEEN IN MY IMMEDIATE FUTURE, I AM VERY FAMILY ORIENTED AND LOYAL. MY MAIN PROBLEM IS MY INCARCERATION AND WEIGHT BUT THESE THINGS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY.
       I WOULD LIKE TO MEET PEOPLE WHO LIKE BEING ALIVE AND CAN SEE THE WORLD AS A PLACE TO BE ENJOYED. POSITIVE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT DWELL ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF EVERYTHING.   PEOPLE  WHO ARE NOT COMPLETELY NUTS. ITS OKAY TO BE A LITTLE WEIRD THAT’S WHAT MAKES LIFE FUN, BUT NOT SO THROWN OFF THAT YOU COULD HANG TIGHT WITH THE FLYING MONKEYS. THERE COULD BE A VERY LONG LIST OF QUALITIES I WOULD DESIRE IN A PEN -PAL BUT I   AM   PRACTICAL AND NOT FOOLISH. I REALIZE THAT I AM NOT THE OWNER OF A PAIR OF RUBY SLIPPERS THAT CAN   CLICK  MYSELF PERFECT PEOPLE TO KICK IT WITH. AS LONG AS YOU A REAL SEMI NORMAL AND NOT SOME GOTTA HAVE IT MY WAY FRUIT­CAKE, I'D PROBABLY LIKE YOUR COMPANY.  ONE MORE THING/IF YOU ARE INTO HANGING VELVET PICTURES OF ELVIS AND DOGS PLAYING POKER ON YOUR WALLS CHANCES ARE WE WILL NOT CLICK, AND IF YOU DISRESPECT ME IN ANYWAY I'LL BITE BACK AND YOU WON'T BE HAPPY. YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE I S OF NO CONCERN TO ME . I GO BY TEMPERAMENT AND PERSONALITY. YOUR OCCUPATION, INCOME AND SAVINGS ARE ALSO OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. I SEEK FRIENDSHIP. I AM NOT A ZODIAC FAN NOR DO I GET INTO TRYING TO FIND THE MEANING OF THE UNIVERSE IN ALL SITUATIONS. DREAM INTERPRETATION ALSO DOES NOT INTEREST ME. EVER.    LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO STRESS OVER THE SMALL  STUFF  AND  ALL THAT B.S.
      GUESS THAT IS  ENOUGH INFO.  IF I CAME OFF AS SOUNDING HARSH.  I AM NOT. HONEST. I AM AN HONEST AND SWEET PERSON. I ALSO CAN BE A VERY GOOD FRIEND. I SIMPLY DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE TO WASTE MY TIME OR THEIRS BY PLAYING SILLY GAMES. I DON'T LIKE MEANIES EITHER!!! I THINK YOU WILL ENJOY MY FRIENDSHIP. 1M A NICE  PERSON .. OK, BYE.

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